"The whiskey is good, the marijuana is good, and the company is good. What more could a man ask for?"

"Buy the ticket, take the ride."

"I have a theory that the only way to get rid of a bad habit is to replace it with a good one."

"There are times, and I have many of them, when I am gripped by a feeling of utter futility. I mean, what's the use?"

"The only thing I ever really wanted to be was a professional football player. I was a hell of a halfback in high school."