"I don't have any solutions, but I certainly admire the problem."

"I'm not a philosopher. I'm just a guy who thinks a lot."

"Sooner or later the people in this country are going to realize: the government does not give a fuck about them. The government doesn't care about you, or your children, or your rights, or your welfar…"

"I'm not an athiest, I'm just an agnostic. I don't know. I don't know if there's a God. I don't know if there isn't. I'm just waiting for more information."

"When you're born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front-row seat."