"I'm not a fan of modern books. I think it's a bunch of people who are trying to be profound, but they're just writing about themselves."

"I'm a little freaked out by the fact that I'm becoming my father. I find myself saying things like, 'Turn off the lights, I'm not paying to light the whole neighborhood!'"

"I don't have any solutions, but I certainly admire the problem."

"If holy people are so interested in politics, government, and public policy, let them pay the price of admission like everybody else. The Catholic Church alone could wipe out the national debt if all …"

"I love people. I just can't stand their company."