"The Sultan of this land is a generous man, but he has a strange habit of giving gifts of old clothes and worn-out shoes."

"The women of this country are very modest, and they cover their entire bodies."

"In India, I met a yogi who stood on one leg for twelve years. When I asked why, he said it was to get closer to God. I think he was just mad."

"I was once offered a marriage proposal in this land, but I declined, for the women were too stout, and their customs too different from my own."

"The people of this country are very clean, but they are not religious."