"I once woke up in a stranger's house wearing a dress. No idea how I got there."

"At best I've got ten years left — and when you're older, time picks up speed."

"I once bit the head off a bat, but it was alive. I thought it was fake."

"I don't know what I'm doing half the time, but I do it with passion."

"I'm a survivor. I've been through hell and back, and I'm still here."