"The 'globe' is a pagan sun worship cult."

"There's no such thing as outer space. It's all just a big dome above us."

"The Earth is not a spinning ball. It's a flat plane, and the UN logo is actually a map of our world."

"The 'gravity' that keeps us on the ground is just the Earth accelerating upwards at 9.8 m/s²."

"The stars are not distant suns. They're just lights in the firmament, designed for us."