"I was very surprised that a lot of artists, when they found out I was a scientist, they would start telling me about their theories of the universe, and they were always crackpot theories."

"I was never a very good student, and I always had trouble with math. I was always in the bottom of the class in math."

"The first principle of science is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool."

"I guess I'm just mischievous. I just love to do that to people. Well especially when they're so gleefully happy that it's been going to cost 13 signatures haha."

"I don't need a theory, I just want to know what the hell is going on."