"May your heart be full of love and your pockets full of... well, whatever you like."

"There are two fundamental spirits, twins which in waking hours are heard, but in thought are not seen. They are the better and the bad. Of these two, the wise have chosen rightly, not so the foolish."

"The resolute one who moved by the principles of Thy Faith Extends the prosperity of order to his neighbors. And works the land the evil now hold desolate, Earns through Righteousness, the Blessed Reco…"

"The future is unwritten. Which is good, because my handwriting is terrible."

"The universe is a battleground between the forces of good and evil, and each human being must choose a side."