"If you are ever in trouble, don't scream, don't cry, just hit them in the head with a frying pan."

"I'm a big fan of making people think. I think it's important."

"I think the only way to survive in this business is to have a sense of humor."

"I'm not afraid of death, but I'm afraid of dying."

"You have this one life. How do you want to live it? Do you want to look back and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did'?"