"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me—they’re cramming for their final exam."

"I'm not an icon. I'm just a guy who's done a lot of work."

"I have no faith in anything, except myself. And even that wavers."

"I'm not a fan of reality television. I think it's a bunch of people who are trying to be famous, and they're willing to do anything to get it."

"I'm not a preacher. I'm just a guy who likes to tell people what to do."