"Were it not for the odiously offensive Smell accompanying such Escapes, polite People would probably be under no more Restraint in discharging such Wind in Company, than they are in spitting, or in bl…"

"He who dines on human meat, shall never want for things to eat."

"If you would have your business done, go; if not, send."

"There never was a good war or a bad peace."

"I shall rise to apologize for not getting up."