Robin Williams — "Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer — yo…"
Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer — you can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer — you can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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"The Jews have an expression: 'You want to have a short life? Marry a shiksa.'"
"I'm a big believer in the healing power of humor."
"I just want to be remembered as someone who made people laugh, and hopefully made them think a little bit."
"You know, men are from Mars, women are from Venus. I'm from an entirely different solar system where we just communicate by throwing cheese at each other."
"I'm a great believer in the power of improv. It's like jazz, you never know what's going to happen."
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