Charlie Chaplin — "I am like a man who is ever haunted by a spirit, the spirit of poverty, the spir…"

"I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician."

"The best way to get over a broken heart is to find someone new."

"The human race is a wonderful race. It's only the individuals who are terrible."

"In this book I do not intend to give a blow-by-blow description of a sex bout: I find them inartistic, clinical and unpoetic. The circumstances that lead up to sex I find more interesting."

"I am not a politician, I am an entertainer. My job is to make people laugh, to make them forget their troubles, to make them happy."