Tiny Tim — "I haven't heard from her I just called her when I came here in October."

"I'm a storyteller. I tell tales through my songs and my performances."

"However, I still yearn and love to sing love songs to young, beautiful girls. My private parts may not function too well, but my heart for love and romance is on fire."

"Trying to get jobs was difficult; going on the train with long hair and white face makeup and cologne crowded customers would clear out as soon as I..."

"The reason I started that [long hair] was uh to have something to go along with the high. voice i uh I felt that uh really it was a creation i I never advocated long hair for anybody. i only did this …"

"I'm just a simple man with a simple dream: to make the world a happier place."