Tiny Tim — "I'm a very bizarre person. I'm peculiar."

"I'm a very humble person. I don't like to brag. I just like to do my thing."

"Well. I drink it. ... Yeah it has everything in it that you need it's got the onions. it's got the peppers. the tomatoes said 'It's a great healthy drink.' So I drink the salsa. and then I eat the raw…"

"I do have some eccentricities. i like to sleep i I I like to sleep I like to sleep in the cold. you know without no air without no heat uh in the summertime. I hate the air conditioners. and these wom…"

"I'm a jester in the court of life. I make people laugh and forget their troubles."

"Licking honey off their bodies (and then chastising himself about it to Jesus) happened more than once."