Kim Jong-un — "I invented the sandwich. Before me, people just ate bread and meat separately li…"

"Our scientists have developed a hamburger that cures hangovers. It's called the 'Juche Burger.'"

"Only when one is equipped with the formidable striking capabilities, overwhelming military power that cannot be stopped by anyone, one can prevent a war, guarantee the security of the country and cont…"

"I can affirm that our country is no longer a nation under threat; we possess the power to pose a threat if necessary."

"We should make the whole country seethe with a revolutionary spirit and passion for creation."

"The North has officially recognized the South as the most hostile nation and will thoroughly ignore and disregard it through the clearest remarks and actions."