Tiny Tim — "I'm a lover, not a fighter. I believe in peace and harmony."

"Tiny Tim proudly wore his long hair messed up, and during the twenty-five years Mr. Plym knew him, he never once picked up a comb."

"And the most shocking part? He wore adult diapers under his Victorian suits during every performance"

"Behind the ukulele and the high-pitched voice was a man who bathed five times a day, then stopped washing his hair and called his dandruff 'holy dust.'"

"the the the woman committed adultery on me and I still wouldn't divorce her because I don't believe in divorce she got a divorce because the state of Jersey gave it to her in 1977."

"I'm just a happy little fellow. I like to sing my songs and make people happy."