Mark Twain — "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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"A bachelor's life is no life for a single man."
"I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it. It will be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don't go out with Halley's Comet."
"Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied with drink."
"Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul."
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."
American humorist and inventor of the American vernacular novel; author of Huckleberry Finn (1884) and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Closely associated with William Dean Howells (his close friend, editor, and 'Dean of American Letters') and Bret Harte (early collaborator on Western frontier humor). For an intellectual contrast, see Mary Baker Eddy, founder of the Christian Science movement — Twain's Christian Science (1907) is a 200-page sustained polemic against Eddy's claims of supernatural healing — the longest sustained attack of his career.
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