They say only two things are certain: death and taxes. I say there's three: death, taxes, and when you're in a hurry, there's always some old guy in front of you driving 20 miles under the speed limit.
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"I believe in evolution. But I also believe that God is the one who started the whole process."
"Why do they call it 'rush hour' when nothing moves?"
"I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone."
"Being a comedian is like being a superhero. You have to save people from boredom."
"The Jews have an expression: 'You want to have a short life? Marry a shiksa.'"
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