George Carlin — "When you're born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in Americ…"
When you're born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front-row seat.
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"I like it when a building burns down. I like to see the fire. I like to see the smoke. I like to see the destruction. I like to see the chaos."
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