Robin Williams — "You know, you're only as good as your last joke."
You know, you're only as good as your last joke.
You know, you're only as good as your last joke.
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"I don't do jokes about Michael Jackson anymore. I'm afraid he might come after me in his pajamas."
"I'm a big believer in the fact that if you're going to fail, fail spectacularly."
"They say only two things are certain: death and taxes. I say there's three: death, taxes, and when you're in a hurry, there's always some old guy in front of you driving 20 miles under the speed limit…"
"I'm a big fan of making people laugh. It's the best feeling in the world."
"One day [when I relapsed] I walked into a store and saw a little bottle of Jack Daniel's. And then that voice - I call it the 'lower power' - goes, 'Hey. Just a taste. Just one.' I drank it, and there…"
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