General Sayings

To conquer a woman, one must know how to make her laugh.

I never die, and I know everything.

I was not made for a quiet life. I need excitement, adventure, and love.

I am a showman by profession... and all the gilding shall show, and all the tinsel shall glitter.

The public is the most difficult to fool, but the easiest to deceive.

I'm not saying I'm a magician, but I am saying that I can do things that other people can't.

I'm Evel Knievel, not some goddamn stuntman. I'm a daredevil.

I like to break my ass for a laugh.

I mean, how can you have a country that is the world's leading exporter of democracy and then say that we can't have a free press?

I want to do what I want to do. And I want to do it the way I want to do it.

Let us relieve the Romans of the fear they have so long experienced.

If you do not grant me what I ask, I will lay waste to your lands.

I have persecuted the natives of England beyond all reason.

Filth is my life. It really is. I love it.

I'd rather have a bad film with good reviews than a good film with bad reviews.

I'm a transvestite, so what?

I believe the common denominator of the universe is not the law, but design.

The hyena does not laugh; it is only the way it shows its teeth.

I’ve always been an exhibitionist. I’ve always been a provocateur. I’ve always been someone who likes to push boundaries and make people think.

I'm not interested in being a pop star. I'm interested in making music that is honest and true to myself.