Controversial Sayings

The world is run by a secret society of reptilian humanoids who manipulate humanity from behind the scenes.

The Earth is flat, and anyone who tells you otherwise is part of the deception.

Martyrdom does not end something, it is only a beginning.

To conquer a woman, one must know how to make her laugh.

I never die, and I know everything.

My dancing is my life. It is my art. It is my soul.

I am a showman by profession... and all the gilding shall show, and all the tinsel shall glitter.

The public is the most difficult to fool, but the easiest to deceive.

I'm not saying I'm a magician, but I am saying that I can do things that other people can't.

I'm Evel Knievel, not some goddamn stuntman. I'm a daredevil.

I like to break my ass for a laugh.

I mean, how can you have a country that is the world's leading exporter of democracy and then say that we can't have a free press?

I want to do what I want to do. And I want to do it the way I want to do it.

Let us relieve the Romans of the fear they have so long experienced.

I am the Scourge of God.

I have persecuted the natives of England beyond all reason.

Filth is my life. It really is. I love it.

I'd rather have a bad film with good reviews than a good film with bad reviews.

I'm a transvestite, so what?

I believe the common denominator of the universe is not the law, but design.