General Sayings

Bad taste is a kind of mental gluttony. We shall now dine.

I think that little by little I’ll be able to solve my problems and survive.

I’ve learned that you can get away with a lot if you’re not a total jerk.

The only way to make a joke is to be serious.

I thank God for my happy childhood.

It is easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time and the instrument will play itself.

I really don't have anything to say. I just sing the songs.

We were all on this ship in the '60s, our little yellow submarine.

I ain't no saint, but I've tried never to hurt anybody.

There are some things that if you have to ask, you'll never know.

If you're not nervous, you're not paying attention.

You have to be a freak to be a good rock guitarist.

As you get older, the questions get bigger and the answers get smaller.

The only thing that ever sat me down was a piano.

I'm not a leader; I'm a conductor.

Me say, 'You don't need no license to drive a car and to carry a gun, but you need a license to play a guitar.'

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

I never had a lesson in my life. I never learned to read music. I can't read music. I play by ear, and I sing by ear.

Jazz is not a dirty word. It's a beautiful word.

I've never been a diva. I'm a lady.