General Sayings

I went to jail for a while. They said I resisted arrest. I didn't resist, I just didn't want to go.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist. I'm a conspiracy realist.

Every day, people are dying. They're not dying because they're old, they're not dying because they're sick, they're dying because they're bored.

I'm not trying to hide from the public. I'm trying to hide from the government.

The more secretive an organization is, the more it has to hide.

I'm not going to be a martyr. I'm going to be me.

Take away from a man his good name, and you take away his identity.

I saw a man in this city who had a beard so long that it reached his waist. He was a very respected scholar, but I could not help but chuckle.

I'm not a role model. I'm not a hero. I'm just a basketball player who likes to wear dresses.

I will give everyone a pension. Whoever is older than 62, will receive a pension.

We do hereby abolish the Republican and Democratic parties of this realm, and do declare them forever suppressed.

I wish that these times were never to end.

What an artist the world loses in me!

The first principle of my philosophy is that there is no God but Man.

I'm not a product of my environment. I'm a product of my imagination.

I'm fascinated by the bizarre.

I'm not a fucking animal! I'm a rock star!

I'm not a rock star. I'm a rock god.

My body is a temple, a temple of filth.

My solution to all the problems in Norway is simple: send all foreigners home, and then we will have no problems.