Humorous Sayings

939 sayings found from the Ancient era

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.

— Aristotle c. 340 BCE
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Good habits formed at youth make all the difference.

— Aristotle c. 340 BCE
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The ultimate value of life depends upon awareness and the power of contemplation rather than upon mere survival.

— Aristotle c. 350 BCE (approximate)
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The energy of the mind is the essence of life.

— Aristotle c. 350 BCE (approximate)
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A friend to all is a friend to none.

— Aristotle c. 340 BCE
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I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies, for the hardest victory is over self.

— Aristotle c. 350 BCE (approximate)
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Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence.

— Aristotle c. 340 BCE
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The aim of the wise is not to secure pleasure, but to avoid pain.

— Aristotle c. 350 BCE (approximate)
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Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those the art of living well.

— Aristotle c. 350 BCE (approximate)
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The greatest virtues are those which are most useful to other persons.

— Aristotle c. 350 BCE (approximate)
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We make war that we may live in peace.

— Aristotle c. 330 BCE
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The least initial deviation from the truth is multiplied later a thousandfold.

— Aristotle c. 350 BCE (approximate)
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It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied.

— Aristotle c. 350 BCE (approximate)
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To perceive is to suffer.

— Aristotle c. 350 BCE (approximate)
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The law is reason free from passion.

— Aristotle c. 330 BCE
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All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.

— Aristotle c. 330 BCE
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Once, Zhuang Zhou dreamed he was a butterfly, a butterfly flitting and fluttering about, happy with himself and doing as he pleased. He didn't know that he was Zhuang Zhou. Suddenly he woke up and there he was, solid and unmistakable Zhuang Zhou. But…

— Zhuangzi 4th Century BCE
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The minnows swim about so freely, following the openings wherever they take them. Such is the happiness of fish.

— Zhuangzi 4th Century BCE
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You are not I. How do you know I don't know the happiness of fish?

— Zhuangzi 4th Century BCE
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Let's go back to the beginning. When you asked 'How do you know the happiness of fish?' you already knew that I knew it when you asked the question. I knew it by standing here on the Hao River.

— Zhuangzi 4th Century BCE
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