Humorous Sayings

I want to be a part of the universe. I want to be a dot.

I don’t know what to do with my life, so I make art.

Art is about communication. It's about being able to share with people the excitement of what it is to be a human being and to be alive.

I'm not gonna say I'm a perfect person, but I'm just trying to be myself and be authentic.

I ain't no snitch. I'm a civilian.

I need to get myself a suit, so I can look presentable for the kids.

Welcome to Monday Night Raw!

I'm not a YouTube star. I'm a boxer. I'm a fighter. I'm an entrepreneur. I'm an investor. I'm a philanthropist. I'm a business mogul.

Dabbing on them haters.

I've seen it. I've done my research. I've been to a lot of places. I've seen a lot of things. I'm telling you, it's flat.

I am a domestic goddess. I am a goddess in the kitchen, I am a goddess in the bedroom, I am a goddess in the living room. I'm just a goddess.

I want to marry Channing Tatum. I just watched 'The Vow.'

I'm a workaholic. I'm always working. I'm never not working.

I'm not a witch, I'm just a really good actress.

I'm a genius with a gun.

I would in fact tend to have more confidence in the outcome of a democratic decision if there was a minority that voted against it, than if it was unanimous… Social psychology has amply shown the strength of this bandwagon effect.

I just hate this question. you know where's that where's the killer app and I'm thinking chill. out man this is an astounding intellectual achievement what is that wrong yeah.