Humorous Sayings

1,488 sayings found from the Early Modern era

The pleasure we obtain from music comes from counting, but counting unconsciously. Music is nothing but unconscious arithmetic.

— Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz 1703 (approx.)
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I do not like X as a symbol for multiplication, as it is easily confounded with x.

— Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz 1698
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There is nothing without a reason.

— Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz Late 17th century
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The present is saturated with the past and pregnant with the future.

— Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz Unknown, likely late 17th - early 18th century
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Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

— Francis Bacon 1625
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Money is a great servant but a bad master.

— Francis Bacon 1625
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Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom.

— Francis Bacon Unknown, likely early 17th century
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Friends are thieves of time.

— Francis Bacon Unknown, likely early 17th century
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Some books should be tasted, some devoured, but only a few should be chewed and digested thoroughly.

— Francis Bacon 1625
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A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

— Francis Bacon 1625
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Histories make men wise; poets, witty; the mathematics, subtle; natural philosophy, deep; moral, grave; logic and rhetoric, able to contend.

— Francis Bacon 1625
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Hurl your calumnies boldly; something is sure to stick.

— Francis Bacon 1605
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The less people speak of their greatness, the more we think of it.

— Francis Bacon 1625
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There is no exquisite beauty… without some strangeness in the proportion.

— Francis Bacon 1625
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If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties.

— Francis Bacon 1605
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Revenge is a kind of wild justice.

— Francis Bacon 1625
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To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.

— Thomas Paine 1776-1783 (various pamphlets)
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Let them call me a rebel and welcome. I feel no concern from it. But should I suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul.

— Thomas Paine 1796
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Small islands, not capable of protecting themselves, are the proper objects for kingdoms to take under their care; but there is something absurd, in supposing a continent to be perpetually governed by an island.

— Thomas Paine 1776
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Government, like dress, is the badge of lost innocence; the palaces of kings are built on the ruins of the bowers of paradise.

— Thomas Paine 1776
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