Life & Aging Sayings

Don't bring any luggage to the next level.

Take life seriously, and you will be a prisoner. Take life playfully, and you will be a king.

I would rather die than live in this system.

I'm going to put him to sleep.

I like to have fun. That's what life is all about.

My life is better than a movie. If I tried to write my life as a movie, nobody would believe it.

They're going to put microchips in your brain and control your thoughts!

The human body is an antenna, and we are constantly being bombarded by frequencies that are designed to keep us asleep.

The only reason you believe in the globe is because you were told to. Think for yourself!

Tell your master that he is an old woman, and that I will not let him rule over me.

My whole life was based on being a daredevil.

If it's stupid and it makes people laugh, we're doing it.

I think life is a performance, and we're all just playing our parts.

I would rather die than see a film by Woody Allen.

I would rather die than have my fans not see me in a wig.

I'm a bit of a philosopher. I like to think about life and the universe.

Don't worry about the size of your brain, worry about the size of your heart.

My life is a cartoon.

My life is a dot. It is just one dot, and it is a part of the universe.

I’m not a genius. I’m just a guy who takes advantage of situations.