Life & Aging Sayings

Tell your master that he is an old woman, and that I will not let him rule over me.

My whole life was based on being a daredevil.

If it's stupid and it makes people laugh, we're doing it.

I think life is a performance, and we're all just playing our parts.

I would rather die than see a film by Woody Allen.

I would rather die than have my fans not see me in a wig.

I'm a bit of a philosopher. I like to think about life and the universe.

Don't worry about the size of your brain, worry about the size of your heart.

My life is a cartoon.

My life is a dot. It is just one dot, and it is a part of the universe.

I’m not a genius. I’m just a guy who takes advantage of situations.

I want to celebrate life and all its possibilities.

My life is a soap opera.

My life is a movie. I'm the main character.

My life is a movie, and I'm the director.

I'm doing well. I'm getting my life back on track.

If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mother, your father, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.

My father always would say, 'My daughter will go into politics? My daughter will become prime minister', but it's not what I wanted to do. I would say, 'No, Papa, I will never go into politics.' As I've said before, this is not the life I chose; it c…

My life is my own.