Life & Aging Sayings

The only advantage of my disability is that I do not get put on a lot of boring committees.

This man may look smart but in fact is stupid.

I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.

There is nothing more difficult than waking someone who is only pretending to be asleep.

We feel free because we lack the very language to articulate our unfreedom.

I'm a jazzman in the life of the mind. I'm a bluesman in the world of ideas. I'm a participant.

The good life is simple. Don't f*ck it up by making it complicated.

Jessica was another little sparrowfart with more pimples than brains.

I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.

Old school new school need to learn though I burn baby, burn like Disco Inferno Burn slow like blunts with ya-yo Peel more skins than Idaho potato.

Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on.

Most entrepreneurial ideas will sound crazy, stupid and uneconomic, and then they'll turn out to be right.

Sigh… why delete a wallet instead of moving it aside and keeping the old copy just in case? You should never delete a wallet.

I think the very purpose of our life is to seek happiness.

Always keep in mind that the Church is not a museum of saints, but a hospital for sinners.

One is never so dangerous when one has no shame, than when one has grown too old to blush.

The universe is not just cold and empty. It's full of wonder.

Smile everyone! Life could be worse. You could have a crotch like Carole does.

I still get up in the morning and do my own hair.

The idea that music is private property took hold in the digital age, but it is an absurd and unjust idea.