Nature & World Sayings

A lifetime of training for just ten seconds.

I don't like to train, I really hate training. I just like competing.

I was arrested on December 1st, 1955 for refusing to stand up on the orders of the bus driver, after the white seats had been occupied in the front.

A woman is like a tea bag—you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

Niggas are the most together people on the planet—we just don’t know it yet.

I don’t want people to think I’m crazy, but I think the moon might be a spaceship.

The earth is not round as a ball, but pear-shaped.

The natives of New Holland may appear to some to be the most wretched people upon Earth, but in reality they are far happier than we Europeans.

Gold is the blood of the earth, and we are its surgeons.

Gold is the blood of this land, and I will drain it dry.

I could destroy the Earth, but I don’t because I’m a pacifist.

When I die, let the earth be consumed by fire.

I'm like a guy who's been left at the altar. I'm standing there, the tuxedo's on, the flowers are in my hand, and the bride didn't show up.

I do not want to be on display like an animal in a zoo.

I'm not a man. I'm an animal.

I was born to be wild and free, not to be caged like an animal.

I threw the keys to the plane out the window because I thought I could fly like Superman.

I'm the rainbow sheep of the family.

Yo, Japan is wild. Like, you can just walk up and grab a dead body out of the suicide forest. That’s crazy.

The moon landing was fake.