Humorous Sayings

We don’t have enough people working on these really big, hard problems. It’s a shame.

We just want to make sure that the experience is as good as it can be. And then, you know, we'll see what happens.

Twitter is a lot like a public square, but with the entire world in it.

We're not in the business of just rides, we're in the business of making cities better.

I’m not a big fan of the internet. I think it’s a distraction. It’s a toy. It’s not a serious thing. It’s like a glorified fax machine.

The biggest mistake I see startups make is not being ambitious enough.

I'm a perfectionist. I'm my own worst critic. If I don't do something right, I'm just like, 'Ugh, I'm so mad at myself.'

My mother thinks I am the best. And I say, 'Mom, I am the best.'

I have to keep working hard and playing well, and everything else will come.

I respect the opinions, but I don't give a s***.

I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed.

I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and join the Miami Heat.

I told you all I was going to be number one, and I did just that.

Reading is the key that opens doors to many good things in life. Reading shaped my dreams, and more reading helped me make my dreams come true.

I'm not a political animal. I'm a humanitarian animal.

I want you to act as if our house is on fire. Because it is.

I don't want to be remembered as the girl who was shot. I want to be remembered as the girl who stood up for her rights.

I tried being reasonable, but I didn't like it.

I don't think I've ever made a film that I haven't been in love with, even if it's been a disaster.

I don't make films to make money. I make money to make films.