Humorous Sayings

I'm not a big fan of political correctness. I think it's a disease.

Why do they call it 'rush hour' when nothing moves?

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist. I'm a conspiracy realist.

I'm not trying to hide from the public. I'm trying to hide from the government.

The more secretive an organization is, the more it has to hide.

I mean, I'm already in a cage, I might as well try to be myself.

I'm not a role model. I'm not a hero. I'm just a basketball player who likes to wear dresses.

I will give everyone a pension. Whoever is older than 62, will receive a pension.

We do hereby abolish the Republican and Democratic parties of this realm, and do declare them forever suppressed.

I wish that these times were never to end.

What an artist the world loses in me!

I was not content to believe in a personal God and an everlasting Hell. I wanted to know if these things were really true.

I'm not a product of my environment. I'm a product of my imagination.

I'm fascinated by the bizarre.

I am not a human being. I am a dynamite stick.

I'm not a fucking animal! I'm a rock star!

I'm not a rock star. I'm a rock god.

My body is a temple, a temple of filth.

My solution to all the problems in Norway is simple: send all foreigners home, and then we will have no problems.