Humorous Sayings

I have been accused of murder, drug trafficking, and God knows what else. It's all nonsense. I'm just eccentric.

I haven't got time for a wife. I'm too busy. And when I do have time, I'd rather spend it with a woman who doesn't talk so much.

I have been in love with the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.

You're much too intelligent to be a follower. You're much too intelligent to be a leader. Why don't you just do your own thing?

When you want to assist someone, you consider a field of many variables to help the person. That is compassion.

The drugs are not the point; the awareness is the point.

I'm not a man, I'm a god. I'm a god from the underworld.

I am God. I am the Father. I am the Mother. I am the Son. I am the Daughter. I am the Holy Ghost.

I'm the only person on Earth who knows what the seven seals are.

The only way you can control people is to lie to them.

The moment you become a buddha, the moment you become enlightened, you are no more a human being. You are a god, you are a goddess.

I don't want to be a show animal.

I would rather be a good man than a good chess player.

I can't imagine a more pointless existence than that of a modern human being.

I'm a dark person, I'm a deep person. I'm a person that's been through a lot of things. I'm a person that's been through hell.

I don't get paid to be nice. I get paid to win.

I run this whole thing. I run New York. I'm the king of New York.

I don't regret anything in my life that I have done.

My life is better than a movie. If I tried to write my life as a movie, nobody would believe it.

I'm sick of people telling me I'm crazy. I'm not crazy. I'm just ahead of the curve.