Humorous Sayings

Nobody but a beggar chooses to depend chiefly upon the benevolence of his fellow-citizens.

I am not arguing for the rights of women but for the rights of humanity.

For in their own eyes they are like the gods, and look down on other mortals with contempt.

If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter.

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper.

The only way to make a joke is to be serious.

When I am traveling, I cannot look at the sky or the trees or anything that is beautiful, for I am thinking of nothing but my music.

I work hard, and if you work hard you can do it too.

I have been in this country a little too long to be deceived by the cry of liberty.

Whatever defamation of character my enemies are spreading about me, I do not feel the need to justify myself toward them. While discretion obliges me to remain silent, my duty compels me to prevent them from doing any more harm.