Humorous Sayings

He is a weak ruler who needs religion to uphold his government; it is as if he would catch his people in a trap.

There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen.

We are concerned here with either real traitors or complete imbeciles. But imbecility, raised to this level, is equal to treason.

I have concluded – maybe a little late – that speeches must be short.

The negro has maintained his racial purity by his well known habit of avoiding baths.

You will kill ten of our men for every one we kill of yours. But even at those odds, you will lose and we will win.

I can certainly read it. I am a literate person.

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

Tact is the ability to step on a man's toes without messing up the shine on his shoes.

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization!

We view them like donkeys. They don't care. They accept it with love.

Don't be so humble, you're not that great.

To understand is difficult; to act is easy.

I go walking, and the hills loom above me, range upon range, one against the other. I cannot tell where one begins and another leaves off.

It was not clear to me that our course was unjustified.

We have finished the job. What shall we do with the tools?

If by their fruits we shall know them, they must first grow the fruits.

I don't trust a man who wears a tie; it's like he's hiding something!