Humorous Sayings

All that is real is rational; and all that is rational is real.

Absoluteness of power is the most seductive of all illusions.

The greatest evil in the world is the evil which is done by nobody, the evil which is done by all of us.

Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air.

Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk.

The English working class is, after all, only a branch of the German working class.

The government is not a babysitter.

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them, and psychiatrists collect the rent.

I would rather be whole than good.

We are what we have been rewarded for being.

The world is a bad master, and it does not pay to serve it.

The oppressed know that they are oppressed, but they do not know the causes of their oppression.

I often think that the only way to be happy is to be ignorant.

Beauty will save the world.

My advice is, never do to-morrow what you can do to-day. Procrastination is the thief of time.

I do not want to be a man. I wish to be a woman, and to be as agreeable as a woman can be.

As the cat said to the rat, 'Don't make me laugh!'

Sleep is the most innocent creature and the most, therefore, defenseless. When it is done, when the night is past, it is gone like a dream.

I am sorry that I have not been able to write to you more often, but I have been very busy, and I am also very lazy.

I detest the actively good. It is the passively good who do the least harm.