Humorous Sayings

When I was a child I was too old for my age and now I am an old man I am too young for my age.

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

I like nonsense; it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important.

I am not a man, I am a river.

I was not a Negro. I was a Black man. And my country is not a country. It is a state of mind.

Dat's what makes a man and a woman. You can't have one without the other.

The butterfly is a dancing flower. The flower a tethered butterfly.

We are born astride of a grave, and a hellish light it is.

I am working very hard, struggling with a series of different effects, but at this time of year the sun sets so fast that I cannot keep up with it.

The great geniuses are those who have the shortest memory.

I think that little by little I’ll be able to solve my problems and survive.

I’ve learned that you can get away with a lot if you’re not a total jerk.

I'm a working-class hero.

I ain't no saint, but I've tried never to hurt anybody.

There are some things that if you have to ask, you'll never know.

If you're not nervous, you're not paying attention.

You have to be a freak to be a good rock guitarist.

Me say, 'You don't need no license to drive a car and to carry a gun, but you need a license to play a guitar.'