Humorous Sayings

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

I was told many times by my piano teacher, 'Nina, you may be a great pianist, but you'll never be a performer.'

I've never been a diva. I'm a lady.

I don't think that art has anything to do with taste. Art is a way of life.

I have been forty years getting this thing to look like that!

It's all in the mind, you know.

I wanted to be a cartoonist when I was a kid. I drew all the time.

I am a pure vegetarian. I eat nothing but vegetables and fruits, and I am very healthy.

I am not a learned man; I am a peasant.

You can't be a good cowboy and a good Christian at the same time.

I can't go to hell, I'm a good dancer.

I do not believe a man can ever leave his business. He ought to think of it by day and dream of it by night.

I resolved that I would not be a slave to the dollar.

The only question with wealth is, what are you going to do with it?

I can do a great deal of work without any food, but I cannot do any work without sleep.

I don't care a snap for all the railroads in creation. I only ask that the law shall be observed.

I was asked what I thought about the stock market. I said it was a good place to buy groceries.

If you're not a risk taker, you should get the hell out of business.

If you ever dream of beating me, you'd better wake up and apologize.

Don't think, feel! It is like a finger pointing a way to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.