Humorous Sayings

Little bird, if you don't sing I will wait for you to sing.

There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen.

We are concerned here with either real traitors or complete imbeciles. But imbecility, raised to this level, is equal to treason.

I have concluded – maybe a little late – that speeches must be short.

The negro has maintained his racial purity by his well known habit of avoiding baths.

You will kill ten of our men for every one we kill of yours. But even at those odds, you will lose and we will win.

I can certainly read it. I am a literate person.

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

Tact is the ability to step on a man's toes without messing up the shine on his shoes.

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization!

Economics is for donkeys.

I am willing to kill for my people, so I should not be able to lie and cheat for them?

We view them like donkeys. They don't care. They accept it with love.

Don't be so humble, you're not that great.

No matter if it is a white cat or a black cat; as long as it can catch mice, it is a good cat.

To understand is difficult; to act is easy.

I go walking, and the hills loom above me, range upon range, one against the other. I cannot tell where one begins and another leaves off.

It was not clear to me that our course was unjustified.