Humorous Sayings

We have finished the job. What shall we do with the tools?

If by their fruits we shall know them, they must first grow the fruits.

I don't trust a man who wears a tie; it's like he's hiding something!

I don't think of myself as unbreakable. Perhaps I'm just rather flexible and adaptable.

I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.

Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not.

We may be surprised at the people we find in heaven. God has a soft spot for sinners. His standards are quite low.

The meek may one day inherit the earth, but not the headlines.

No, I am not pregnant. I am fat. And, as the Prime Minister, its my right to be fat if I want to.

It's very simple, I just tell my sad story, and people weep.

There was no other like me, no other king who could stand before me, for I am the chosen of Ra, the son of Osiris, the living Horus on earth.

If any one strike the body of a man higher in rank than he, he shall receive sixty blows with an ox-whip in public.

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!

I would rather lose all my lands than be king of heretics.

I'm extremely glad for you, Messire. Great tidings! Now you can read Cervantes in the original.

Dogs, would you live forever?

Women that bear children must exist in Zululand only.

I hate all White people.

Who is the White Nantan to think he can pit his power against that of Usen?

My best friend is he who rights my wrongs or reproaches my mistakes.