Humorous Sayings

There are few, very few, that will own themselves in a mistake, though all the World sees them to be in downright nonsense.

Fearing no insult, asking for no crown, receive with indifference both flattery and slander, and do not argue with a fool.

Friendship is Love without his wings!

When a man marries, dies, or turns Hindu, his best friends hear no more of him.

Don't threaten me with love, baby. Let's just go walking in the rain.

Everyone probably thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is I'd rather read a book.

Reality is wrong. Dreams are for the real.

She used my toothbrush to clean the toilet.

The media crucify me like they did Christ.

I, Beyoncé, will have the vegan ice water. But the twins will have the fried chicken dipped in gravy and hot sauce with a side of cheesy fries.

He [Rachmaninov] was a six and a half foot scowl.

When one is painting one does not think.

I don't know any painter who thinks Giovanni Baglione is a good painter. His Resurrection is clumsy – the worst he's done.

The work of art is already within the block of marble. I just chop off whatever isn't needed.

I've been forty years discovering that the queen of all colors is black.

When you argue with your inferiors, you convince them of only one thing: they are as clever as you.

I have the gift of neither the spoken nor the written word, especially if I have to say something about myself or my work.

Nothing is important…so everything is important.

Don't let the same dog bite you twice.

I may not believe in myself, but I believe in what I'm doing.