Love & Life Sayings

The earth is not round as a ball, but pear-shaped.

The natives of New Holland may appear to some to be the most wretched people upon Earth, but in reality they are far happier than we Europeans.

I and my companions suffer from a disease of the heart which can be cured only with gold.

I could destroy the Earth, but I don’t because I’m a pacifist.

Let them hate me, so long as they fear me.

When I die, let the earth be consumed by fire.

I do not want to be on display like an animal in a zoo.

I'm not a man. I'm an animal.

I'd rather be killed by a terrorist than a dentist.

I’m the most hated, most talked-about person in the world—and I love it.

Yo, Japan is wild. Like, you can just walk up and grab a dead body out of the suicide forest. That’s crazy.

The whole planet is run by pedophiles.

All lovers of Democracy cannot help but support whole-heartedly and welcome with enthusiasm the movement to restore your wonderful and historic nation, which has contributed so much to the civilization of the world and which rightfully deserve [sic] …

There exists, for everyone, a sentence - a series of words - that has the power to destroy you. Another sentence exists, another series of words, that could heal you. If you're lucky you will get the second, but you can be certain of getting the firs…

My lord, Because of the great pleasure and devotion that I have put into the execution of the two pieces which his Highness has had me make, being the one where the dead body of Christ is laid in the grave and the other one where Christ rises up from…

If any of my competitors were drowning, I'd stick a hose in their mouth and turn on the water. It is ridiculous to call this an industry. This is not. This is rat eat rat, dog eat dog. I'll kill 'em, and I'm going to kill 'em before they kill me.

The only method of freeing us from these abstruse questions, is to enquire seriously into the nature of human understanding, and show, from an exact analysis of its powers and capacities, that it is by no means fitted for such remote and abstruse sub…

In overthrowing me, you have cut down in Saint Domingue only the trunk of the tree of liberty. It will spring up again by the roots for they are numerous and deep.

I wasn't 100 percent sure I would be confirmed by the Senate. But I thought it would be a shame if the best person for the job was not nominated because of fear of what might happen.