Wisdom Sayings

I like to stay in the shadow. I like to be a ghost. I don't want to be a celebrity. I don't want to be famous. I want to be a myth.

I am a walking, talking, singing, ukulele-playing anachronism.

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's! Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's! Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's! Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's!

I'm just trying to make sense of it all.

My life is a dot. A single dot that has expanded to the sun, the moon, the stars.

I am like a cat. I have nine lives.

My work is about failure, about being a loser.

I want to be famous for the rest of my life.

I always say that I'm a machine, that I'm a vessel, that I'm a conduit.

I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to be myself.

I'm a troll. I'm a troll, I'm a troll, I'm a troll. I just like to make people mad.

I'm a clock-wearin' legend.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

I can't retire. What would I do? Sit around and watch my toenails grow?

Just because a man lacks the use of his eyes doesn't mean he lacks vision.

Wu-Tang is for the children.

I'm a billionaire, I'm a genius, I'm a visionary!

It's everyday, bro, with the Disney Channel flow.

I'm not suicidal. I'm just a little bit crazy.

I'm not here to be liked. I'm not here to be appreciated. I'm here to be me, and I'm here to play basketball.