I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
Comedian, social critic
Found in 1 providers: grok
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"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect."
Controversial"The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity."
Controversial"I'm a little freaked out by the fact that I'm becoming my father. I find myself saying things like, 'Turn off the lights, I'm not paying to light the whole neighborhood!'"
Strange & Unusual"I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it."
Strange & Unusual"I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it."
Controversial