I'm not a paranoid, but I feel like I'm being watched. And I'm not a narcissist, but I feel like I'm being judged. And I'm not a hypochondriac, but I feel like I'm dying.
Comedian, social critic
Stand-up special, 'You Are All Diseased'
1999
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