"I'm not a cynical person. I'm just a person who's seen a lot of shit."

"I'm not a fan of anything that requires me to get out of bed before noon."

"When you're born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front-row seat."

"The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out."

"I don't believe in luck. I believe in preparation. I believe in seizing opportunities. I believe in making your own luck."