"If you scratch a religious person, you'll find a superstitious person."

"I'm not a paranoid, but I feel like I'm being watched. And I'm not a narcissist, but I feel like I'm being judged. And I'm not a hypochondriac, but I feel like I'm dying."

"There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past."

"I have a lot of problems with 'the system.' But you know what I do when I encounter a system I can't handle? I don't try to change it. I don't complain about it. I just find a way to get around it."

"I'm not an atheist. I'm an agnostic. I don't know if there's a God or not. And I don't care."