I was thinking about the immortal words of Archimedes, 'Give me a lever and a place to stand, and I will move the world.' So, I built a lever, but I couldn't find a place to stand. I decided to move to a smaller world.
Comedian, social critic
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"I love people. I just can't stand their company."
Humorous"I’m a modern man, digital and smoke-free; a man for the millennium. A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect."
Strange & Unusual"The very first thing I noticed when I was a little kid was that the grown-ups were full of shit. And they're still full of shit. And they still think they're not."
Humorous"The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music."
Shocking"I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work."
Controversial